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Update to The List Of Bands You Need To Listen To

Mon, 05 Dec 2005 08:01:44 GMT

The Arcade Fire
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
Crimson King
Daft Punk
The Decemberists
The Fiery Furnaces
Get Him Eat Him
The Go! Team
Gorillaz
Johnny Cash
Junior Senior
The Mars Volta
OK Go
Stemage

Bands you should listen to

Mon, 07 Nov 2005 01:26:17 GMT

The Arcade Fire
Daft Punk
The Decemberists
The Doors
Electric Light Orchastra
The Fiery Furnaces
Foreigner
The Go! Team
Gorillaz
Iron Maiden
The Mars Volta
OK Go
Stemage

also the lj interface sucks

Mon, 19 Sep 2005 19:56:35 GMT

So I woke up this morning and couldn't remember anything.

like anything

I'm fine now, but, it was weird.

Mon, 12 Sep 2005 16:38:46 GMT

Day four wins forever.

Sat, 10 Sep 2005 07:25:33 GMT

Bottlecaps.

Wed, 24 Aug 2005 08:15:21 GMT

Wed, 06 Jul 2005 05:23:07 GMT

Going to Montreal. Be back in a week.

Mon, 04 Jul 2005 07:28:44 GMT

So anyways, I've been working on some images.

Mortal Kombat sprites

Cropped a VG cats comic, added text at the bottom.

I'll post a couple more later.

Mon, 27 Jun 2005 03:13:17 GMT

T	Awesome
A	Awesome
I	Awesome
M	Awesome
U	Awesome
R	Awesome

Thu, 09 Jun 2005 01:19:00 GMT

I'm not wearing pants.

Thu, 02 Jun 2005 19:08:50 GMT

Does anyone else find it suspicious that "Sith" is and anagram of "Shit?"

Shut up.

Wed, 25 May 2005 07:19:44 GMT

Edit: Update to the list of annoying stuff.

Ok. Big rant.

Part 1: Fanboys
Seriously, shut the fuck up. No one cares about your theories about why Anakin turned to the dark side. GET A LIFE. What the hell is wrong with you Star Wars fanboys? I have heard a bunch of people tell me it is their favorite one, or that it is a 10/10. The only reason that it is a 10/10 is that they went into the movie thinking it would be 10/10 just because it was Star Wars. If you ever meet someone who liked episode one: Kick. Their. Ass. They are not people. They do not deserve to live. If you meet someone who liked it because of Jar-Jar: Kill them. Paint the wall with their brains. People are gonna bitch at me for being "overly critical." No. No, I am not over critical, YOU just have no standards. Whore.

Part 2: Vegetarians (Sorry Zora)
I really don't understand what Vegetarians and Vegans are on about. "Save the animals!" "Meat is murder!" No one fucking cares. What good are animals other than for eating? Things like pigs only consume resources. They do not contribute to society in any way other than food. Yeah yeah, go ahead and bitch to me about how Humans are the same. Guess what? WE ARE THE DOMINANT LIFE FORM. I can understand things like not eating all the cows, because they provide milk. But what the fuck is wrong with you vegans? Why don't you drink milk? Oh, yeah, YOU'RE RETARDED. Get back to eating your dirt and leaves. Pussy. Why the hell should we protect the animals anyways? If we don't eat them or use them, then they just consume resources. Aren't these the same people who bitch about over population and scarcity of resources in third world countries? Yeah, giving our food to the animals, and not eating them is a GREAT way to conserver resources. Does it really matter if some obscure bug or fish goes extinct? Not really. Also why do some people only eat Fish, or Poultry but not "red meat?" THEY ARE STILL ANIMALS. Fish, birds, and mammals are all animals. They all produce meat. Why do people have to distinguish between them?

Part 3: Anything marked as 'independent'
Doesn't anyone else find it ironic that things that are labeled 'independent' are mass produced? Show your independence with this shirt that everyone has! "Durr! I bought a shirt that says 'I laugh because you are all the same!' I'm so unique! Nevermind the fact that thousands of other people have it!' Man, shut up. You are not unique. You are just like every other angsty teenager. Independence is no longer unique. Ow, irony.

Part 4: Kids
What the fuck is wrong with kids? Man, they are ridiculous. For little boys, 'gross' is cool. "Hurr hurr, I spit on you" "Hurr hurr. Penis." I see all of these disgusting products that are clearly aimed at eight year-olds. What the fuck? Why are kids so retarded? How is trading cards depicting kids picking their nose cool in any way? "Durr let the kids have their fun." No. No I will not. No one should be amused by that. And man, little girls.
American pop-culture is training girls to be sluts the second they can move. I'm seeing products like "Bratz babies" which are deformed baby dolls that are wearing thongs, and make up, and are clearly whores. Prostitution is illegal. STOP ENCOURAGING IT.
Also, I have noticed that the show "Rugrats" which was a kids show about babies doing stupid things, has pretty much been replaced with "Rugrats: All grown up." It is the Rugrat babies, except 'grown up' into pre-teens. THAT IS NOT GROWN UP. That is deformed pre-teens who are trying to damn hard to be cool. Kids shows are just retarded in general. One of my brothers favorite shows is called something like "Fairly odd parents." I've seen a few episodes. It is the dumbest thing ever made. It is a Nickelodian show, so naturally all the characters are horribly deformed. The main character is about a foot tall for some reason, even though he is supposed to be 10. He has a horrible, annoying, squeaky voice. Now, he has two "Fairy God Parents." All the episodes consist of him making a stupid wish, and then going on some stupid adventure to fix it. His having unlimited wishes creates a bunch of plot holes, like, "Why doesn't he just wish he didn't make the wish?" This problem is fixed by having a stupidly named "Da Rules" book. When ever there is a plothole, the Fairy God Parents pull out the book, and say "Sorry! We can't do that, it says in the rules!" At least the developers realize that their audience is retarded, and make the show according to that. All of the characters have to announce their motives every ten seconds, and then proceed to do them in a very slow, badly animated, unmotivated sort of way. It is not funny in any way. Don't watch Nickelodian. It will give you an aneurysm.

Part 5: Hypocrites
More irony! Have you ever seen someone hand out "Save The Trees" Leaflets? If, you are trying to save the trees, then why are you killing them? All leaflets essentially say "Throw me away!" Because no one ever really reads them. They just take them to make the people handing them out feel better. I have a better idea: Don't hand them out. Just throw them away. Save me the trouble. Eliminate the middle man between you and the trashcan.
And what about the people think that it is unjust to give the death penalty to Murderers, or rapists? They scream "Cruel and unusual!" Yeah? Well what about their victims?
Also why are people convinced that EVERYTHING is some sort of discrimination? My Math teacher, Ms. Bogart, has a total spaz attack whenever anyone insults someone else. It's really ironic that people who are a minority discriminate in the way that they think everyone is discriminating against them.
What of those who complain to you for not listening to their side of the argument, when they won't pull their heads out of their asses long enough to listen to yours.

Part 6: 99% of the people on the internet.
STOP PLAGUING ME WITH YOUR SPELLING ATROCITIES AND RETARDED ACRONYMS AND ABBREVIATIONS. Seriously: LEARN TO TYPE. A lot of the time I see people using things like, well, let me make a list of things that bug me.
Annoying Rating System:
* = A little annoying
** = Quit doing that
*** = Is it really that hard to type that?
**** = You have to be joking...
***** = YOU NEED TO DIE

Acronym/abbreviation, What it means| Rating
- y, why| **
- b/c, because| **
- k, know| *****
- no, know| *****
- o, oh| ***
- 2, two/to/too| **
- lol, laugh out loud| *
- u, you| ***
- k, ok| ***
- r, are| ***
- q, question| *****
- o i k u, oh, I know you| ******
- ur, you're| ***
- ppl, people| ****
- your, you're| ****
- @, at| ****
- 1, !| ****
- plz, please| ***
- (random dropping of a vowel), (intended word)| *****
- rly, really| ****
- v, very| ******
- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, !| ****
- 4, for| ****

That is just some of the retarded things I have seen. Honestly. "o i k u." An entire sentence turned into four letters. People will not take you seriously if you type like that. Also, capitalization, punctuation, spelling, and grammar seem completely foreign no 99% of the internet. Have some fucking dignity. People are less likely to take you seriously if you say:
"OMGZ I HAET U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 U NEED TO DIE!!!!!!! U R SO MEAN 2 PPL B/C U INSULT THEM!!!!!!!! U DONT NO HOW PPL FEEL!!!!!!!!!!!" (You have no idea how hard it was for me to type like that.) rather than "I hate you! I hope you die! You are so mean to people because you insult them! You don't know how they feel!"

Also, I laugh at the Live journal spell-checker. It does not recognize contractions as words. Things like "didn't" and "doesn't" are marked incorrectly. It is even funnier because "didnt" does not get recognized either.

If you disagree with any of this in any way, you are wrong.

Go away.

Mon, 09 May 2005 21:24:48 GMT

1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions!
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

Shell's questions:

1. What is the most disgustingly cutesy object you can think of?
90% of anime
2. why do you say "S^?" all the time and are you aware that it is really annoying? haha
Short for Sup. I know, it's dumb.
3. If you could make a t-shirt for your comic, what would be on it and what would it say?
It would have a picture of Bonky the ripper and it would say "BONK!"
4. If you were told to cut down the tallest tree in the forest with a herring, would you attempt it, cheat and find a chainsaw, or just ignore the situation altogether?
I would play WoW
5. If you had to listen to one song on repeat for the rest of your life...and you HAD to be stuck listening to JUST that song, what song would you choose?
You and Your Commie Friends

Thu, 05 May 2005 05:39:33 GMT

S^ new icon.

Sat, 30 Apr 2005 06:44:03 GMT

I saw Hitch hikers guide to Galaxy yesterday. I'll post more later, as I am very tired at the moment.

Mon, 25 Apr 2005 21:16:10 GMT

On saturday, my family and I went to the Albrite Knox Art Gallery in Buffalo NY. Now normally, I don't like art very much, and this time was no exception. But it just astounded me what shit there was in this museum that was being praised as art.

There was one piece on the wall that was called "Paint On Copper." Guess what it was? A square of thing copper, covered in black paint. Just completely covered. No blank spots. Just black paint. On a 1 foot by 1 foot sheet of copper. Jesus Christ! Anyone can fucking do that! The only thing from stopping it from failing completely, was that the whole thing was a tilted slightly, so that the left side was about an inch in front of the right side. Still, whoop-de-fucking-do. It could be done in MSpaint. If you are going to put a paiting in a museum, at least put some fucking talent into it.

I go see another piece. This time, it is a canvas. Completely black, but this time with a green square in the middle. WOW! SO FUCKING AMAZING. It could also be done in MSpaint. Again, next time, actually do some work, instead of shitting on the canvas.

I see another. Three squares. Wow. YOU FAIL TO IMPRESS ME. TRY TO NOT SUCK.

There was another one that just looked like it was done by an insane baby covered in paint and attached to a jetpack that was hurled at the wall. It was just a mess of paint streaked all over it. Again, anyone could have done it.

This also reminded me of the five year olds who get their paintings bought by museums for thousands of dollars. HEY IDIOTS! THIS LITTLE GIRL ISN'T EXPRESSING HER VIEW THROUGH THIS PAINTING OF THE WORLD IN CHAOS, SHE IS JUST HAVING FUN WITH HER PAINT SET! Seriously! There is no depth to these! No deep meanings! That is not even art! Just some five year old kids having a good time with their paints! This is where our money is going when we pay admissions? To five year olds? This only reinforces my belief of the failure and idiocy of 99% of the human race.

This one, was the best of the worst. I mean the worst one. The shit of the crap. I see it, and think: "Wow, that looks like a block of wood covered in glue." I check the label. The piece is called "Glue On Wood." This was too much for me. It was just so retarded, and it was put in a museum. All it took was some guy to go out and buy a block of wood, and some glue, and just dip it in.

The artists are taking advantage of the fact that when they become famous, they can take a shit, and put it on display in the museum, and peole will fucking worship it. I don't know. Maybe they are going for the ironic sense that people will actually put this trash in museums. But you have been doing it for years! We get the fucking point! You are putting trash in the museums, and people still admire it! I doubt it is even that. They are just being lazy assholes.

The next piece should just be a blank canvas. It will be the best fucking piece of art ever

Sat, 23 Apr 2005 04:00:50 GMT

Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name	Mullet Man
Super Power	Irresistable Sexuality
Enemy	Martha Stewart
Mode Of Transportation	Motorcycle
Weapon	Beer Bottle

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Going to canada tommorow.

It is gonna suck.

Tue, 19 Apr 2005 15:02:22 GMT

Yeah so, all I have been doing for the past while is playing WoW. Nothing better to do.

Yeah, you guys don't care so I'm gonna stop now.